Mondays are for M.O.D.O.R.D.

That's Mental Organism Designed Only for Roller Derby, of course. The greatest creation to ever come out of a drunken A.I.M. technology jam session. Well, second greatest, if you count this guy.

Those A.I.M. guys really know how to have fun. It's only a matter of time until they splinter off to form A.I.F.T. (Advanced Ideas in Fun Times!)...


From the disturbed, but awesome minds of Jed MacKay and Sheldon Vella in X-Men: To Serve and Protect #4, the greatest issue of an X-Men anthology that you've never heard of.

Weekend Matinee: LAMBADA

Lambada, in which dancing is used for good, instead of evil.

To tell you the truth, I've never seen this movie (Hell, I never heard of it until this week) but once I saw this scene I knew I had to share it.

Apparently the movie is about a teacher in Beverly Hills who spends his days in high school and his nights on the dance floor, until one day the two worlds collide and everything is forever changed. Except you'd never know it from this week's clip.

Make sure you do some stretches before you start it, because once you hear these sweet jams you're gonna want to shake that booty.



Man, is there anything computers can't do?