Wolverine is a Creepy Old Man

Ol' Logan's creepy, feral turn 'courtesy' of Wolverine #105 by Larry Hama and Val Semeiks. And don't worry, they find Mr. Winky eventually...

Lobo's New Look in 3 Panels

The three-ish panels to scar your brain courtesy of Lobo #13 by Alan Grant and Carl Critchlow. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to wash my eyes out with bleach

The Ray: Superhero Exhibitionist

Scenes like this happened far too often in the 90's Ray series from Christopher Priest and Howard Porter, making The Ray officially DC's most naked hero. Take that Batman!

And Now, A Moment With Volstagg...

Volstagg flaunts his 'Worst Houseguest EVER' status in The Mighty Thor 341 from the hospitable mind of Walt Simonson.

What Happened to Wonder Man's Sidekick in 3 Panels

The life and death of Spider (sidekick supreme) is chronicled in 1991's Wonder Man # 3 by Gerard "I hate kids" Jones and Jeff "unmarked grave" Johnson.

Ant Man's 90's Makeover in 3 Panels

Scott Lang's ill advised and VERY short lived costume revamp courtesy of Roy Thomas and Herb Trimpe (Wait. WHAT?!?) in Fantastic Four Unlimited #8.

Cage #12 in Three Panels

Actually, I take that back. Make that a HARDCORE five panels.







From the HARDCORE duo of Marc McLaurin and Dwayne Turner

What If The Flash Got Fat?

From fastest to fattest in T-Minus 60 Hot Dogs.

This Anti-Fatty PSA brought to you buy Flash #115

War Machine v. Cable in Three Panels

In War Machine #1, Jim Rhodes shows Cable the armor AND the attitude...





Jeez, get a room guys already!

War Machine #1 from the bombastic minds of Scott Benson and Len Kaminski with the pencils from forgotten star Gabriel Gecko

Conan vs. A Bear in Three Panels

How does Conan deal with huge demon bears?





By willing them out of existence.

The moral? Don't pick a fight with Conan.

But you already knew that. Right?

You're Monthly Dose of Throg

The new Pet Avengers Limited series officially kicked off this month, and with it my monthly chronicles of the sensational character find of 2009, The Mighty Throg (Or Frog Thor as he's known in some circles).

This being a first issue, I'm sure he's kicking ass and taking names. Let's see, where is he...



Oh, there he is!

I don't get it, why is he flying down like that?



Wha...??? No, this isn't how it's supposed to work! Throg kicks ass and takes names, he doesn't fail.

I... I just don't know what to say. If only someone could put my sorrow into words...



The transvesite dog took the words right out of my mouth. Throg'll be all right, right? He has to be.

Right? :(

Things I missed in San Diego in Three Panels

Or, you know, pictures. Whatever. I make the rules here, I can do what I want!

1-

Marvel's Marvelman Announcement.
I mean, it's only the biggest announcement to come out of San Diego in years. Finally I can finally get my hands on the end of the Alan Moore run.

Please...

2- The World Premiere of Iron Man 2 Footage.



Somehow it doesn't look as polished as the first one. I hope they can save it in post.

3- Uh... Not much really. I don't know if it was because I've been overly busy the past few days or what, but I wasn't really jazzed about anything coming out of San Diego this year. I'm intrigued by World War Hulks, but for all the wrong reasons; I really want to see the Avatar footage, but I know a trailer will be out in a month; and I would really like to get those new X-Factor Minimates, but it's not the can't-wait-to-have-it set of fall 09. I don't know what happened, but it seems like there was a lot of hype coming into San Diego this year, but not a lot of substance.

It's probably all them Twilight kids fault. We'll just blame them for the whole thing.

Frog Man in Three Panels

J.M DeMatteis and Kerry Gammill show us the plight of a superhero with an appetite in Marvel Team Up # 131

Nomad in Three Panels

See, I told you he was the crazy one.

Mark Gruenwald and Paul Neary just reinforce my point in Captain America # 307

Captain America # 1 in Three Panels

Cap's first post Liefeld adventure courtesy of Mark Waid and Ron Garney, minus the gratuitous Lady Deathstrike appearance.