Behold the Mighty GALACTYPUS!

Sometimes I'm convinced that they write comics just for me.

Seriously though, now that this is a thing, can I get a mini-series or something?  I promise I'll be good...

Via issue 5 of Ultimate FF by my new heroes Joshua Hale Fialkov and Andre Araujo.

Mondays are for M.O.D.O.R.D.

That's Mental Organism Designed Only for Roller Derby, of course. The greatest creation to ever come out of a drunken A.I.M. technology jam session. Well, second greatest, if you count this guy.

Those A.I.M. guys really know how to have fun. It's only a matter of time until they splinter off to form A.I.F.T. (Advanced Ideas in Fun Times!)...


From the disturbed, but awesome minds of Jed MacKay and Sheldon Vella in X-Men: To Serve and Protect #4, the greatest issue of an X-Men anthology that you've never heard of.

And now, Nazis Riding Dinosaurs

That is all.

Guy faces off against my nightmare teamup in Guy Gardner Warrior #23 via dreammakers Beau Smith and Mitch Byrd.

Punisher, Teacher of the Year

Bully of the century!

Old Man Castle teaches these punk kids a thing or three about swirlies in the 1991 anthology classic, The Punisher Back to School One Shot.

And Now, Bears with Lasers

That is all.

Stolen from an unknown issue of the Buck Rogers series by Scott Beatty and Carlos Rafael. I think I'll go buy the series first thing tomorrow.

Wolverine is a Creepy Old Man

Ol' Logan's creepy, feral turn 'courtesy' of Wolverine #105 by Larry Hama and Val Semeiks. And don't worry, they find Mr. Winky eventually...

Hey USAgent! Who's Your Favorite Action Hero?

John Walker's unexpected response via the USAgent miniseries from comics legend, Jerry Ordway.

Venom is a Slut Part 8

Bad Dog.

Rick Remender and Tom Fowler show, beyond a doubt, that Venom is a dog's best friend in Venom #6

Doom Does As He Pleases!

And don't you forget it!

I'm guessing this epic exchange comes from the Super Villain Team Up series from the 70s, but honestly I'm not really sure. Cool points to whoever can ID this one for me.

The Ray: Superhero Exhibitionist

Scenes like this happened far too often in the 90's Ray series from Christopher Priest and Howard Porter, making The Ray officially DC's most naked hero. Take that Batman!

The Bill June 22, 2011

After weeks and weeks of big fat hauls from the store, this Wednesday netted me exactly zero books. Nothing. Well, one, but I didn't want to make the trip for just one book. I get lazy like that, what can I say?

I got nothing for tonight. I could write about what I've heard about Spider-Man dying, or this whole Superman not meeting with a muslim thing, but again, lazy. It's a theme for tonight, I hope you can forgive me.

So, in lieu of writing any real reviews about anything, this week I'm going to leave you with some awesomeness that's been sitting on my desktop for too long:



That is all.

Lobo Is NOT Invited To My Wedding!

Regardless how awesome his Best Man speeches are...

Torn from the pages of Showcase 95 #9 where they totally forgot to put down the credits... or so I assume.

And Now, A Moment With Volstagg...

Volstagg flaunts his 'Worst Houseguest EVER' status in The Mighty Thor 341 from the hospitable mind of Walt Simonson.

Venom is a Slut Part 6

Figure it was only a matter of time before these two sluts got together. It's like a match made in Heaven. A violent, 90s Heaven.

Lionel Francis Yu knows what I'm talking about...

Speedball and Namorita Were A Thing

That's right, I'm calling it. Speedball and Namorita were totally banging at some point behind the scenes.

After thisstrange, and super creepy, innuendo and this inappropriate banter, I thought there was something, but I still wasn't convinced. Then, having just recently read the Reality Show adventures of the New Warriors (Volume three for those keeping track) I found this:



It's too bad Speedball is responsible for her death, otherwise we might have some hope for a full on relationship in front of the audience for a chance. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to wait until her time-plucked clone gets back from space.

I wonder if Nova knew...

Hey Rogue, What's Your Favorite Kind Of Nut?

Huh. I woulda figured pecans...

An off model Rogue answers your burning questions in Dazzler #24 by Danny Fingeroth and Frank Springer.

The Villany of MOSKULL!

The greatest villain that you'll never see again via J.M. Dematteis and Mike Zeck (with some pushing from Assistant Editor Mike Carlin) in Captain America #289

What Happened to Wonder Man's Sidekick in 3 Panels

The life and death of Spider (sidekick supreme) is chronicled in 1991's Wonder Man # 3 by Gerard "I hate kids" Jones and Jeff "unmarked grave" Johnson.

Ant Man's 90's Makeover in 3 Panels

Scott Lang's ill advised and VERY short lived costume revamp courtesy of Roy Thomas and Herb Trimpe (Wait. WHAT?!?) in Fantastic Four Unlimited #8.

Wait. Did Speedball and Namorita Sleep Together?

Am I crazy, or did Speedball just make a very suggestive remark about how Namorita appreciates the responsible use of his powers? I mean, I can buy it. What else are six, highly attractive, aggressively hormonal, and scantily clad teenage heroes going to do in their down time?

Also: I will never look at Speedball the same way again.

This potential relationship was brought to light courtesy of the 1993 classic Darkhawk #26 from Danny Fingeroth and Tod Smith.