He can't seem to beat Spider-Man.
If only he could fight someone a little less experienced, like the 90s Green Goblin!
Alas, poor Rhino.
Maybe he should just stay on the ground.
If only he could fight someone a little less airborne, like Gravity!
Alas, poor Rhino.
Maybe he should think before rushing in head first.
If only he was a little smarter, then he'd know what to do.
Alas, poor Rhino.
Now you know how futile it all is.
Alas poor Rhino.
