Showing posts with label Stallone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stallone. Show all posts

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Weekend Matinee: SAMURAI COP

It's Saturday afternoon and, if you're anything like me, you're looking for something to cap off this amazing awesome week. To my mind, there's nothing more appropriate at a time like this than to bring out the big guns. I present to you the 1989 Amir Shervan classic, SAMURAI COP.



This is one of those fantastic examples of how great a bad movie can be. The direction is just sloppy enough, the acting wooden, and the pacing just slow enough to be hilarious without being too annoying. Toss in an starring role from Robert "The Chin" Z'Dar, a porn star and a body count that rivals Commando, and you got yourself a regular forgotten classic. Add in a few beers and this one's a party ready to happen.

The story follows Matt Hannan's (a former Stallone bodyguard, BTW) Joe Marshall a San Diego cop, trained in the martial arts, who was brought to Los Angeles to help deal with the rampant Asian Gang problem. The movie picks up as he's been on the job for about a week and all he has to show for his effort is casual sex with the hot, and VERY slutty, helicopter pilot. Helping Joe with his quest is quite possibly my favorite sidekick in any action movie ever: Frank Washington.



Every cutaway to this guy is pure gold. He's the Nic Cage of this movie, with his cavalier attitude and lame one liners. I can't decide if the actor understood that he was in a bad movie and didn't care or if he was really trying to be the sassy black sidekick that everyone would love. Either way, it's something to behold and I dare you not to love every scene he's in.

For this week's clip, I was trying to find something that really distilled the essence of how awesomely bad Samurai Cop is. While clips of the big action scenes are pretty fun, I opted instead to give you a taste of the caliber of acting herein with this iconic showdown.

Enjoy!



Now, this one is a bit hard to find, but if you look hard enough, I'm sure you'll be able to find it somewhere on the webs.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Before you go watch Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World...

Make sure you check out this awesomely sweet animated short of how Scott and Kim met (ripped from the pages of Vol2). It's all kinds of great and gets me even more pumped for tonight. Check it out:



Right?

Hopefully all of you are doing what I'm doing tonight and seeing this movie over The "most likely not as good as it should be" Expendables. Skinny jeans and hipster haircuts over aging leathery muscles and past their prime action stars, FOREVA!

Or at least at first. I mean, I'm a man, I totally want to see The Expendables.

I'll be back this weekend with a review that I promise won't include the phrase: Twilight for boys. It makes me want to punch things.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Weekend Matinee: STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT

I gotta say I love buddy movies, moreso if they involve odd couples. Turner and Hooch, Butch and Sundance, Dead Heat, I love 'em all which is why I have a special place in my heart for Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot.

Who would have guessed that Sly Stallone would ever take on Estell Getty, hot from her run on The Golden Girls, on as his sassy new partner in his latest action adventure flick. From the ridiculous setup to the horrible running gags, SOMMWS is one for the history books.

Check it out:



This week's moral: Appreciate your Mother because you never know when she's going to bail you out of a tough spot.

Also, call your mom already. It's Mother's Day and she's worried about you.